You think life has shown you her best, treated you to her tastiest morsels and then she goes and surpasses herself yet again, good old life!

Yes, relaxing as I was at my computer, surfing the web so that I might not have to do all those other important things I really should be doing I came across what has to be the weirdest website in a while.

Should I laugh or cry I just dont know. See for yourself at:

I know, I know but I had to tell the world I couldn’t keep that to myself now could I?

The call them Kitlers, those poor little fur bags forever to stalk the world with a funny walk and a bad moustache.

This is almost as weird as a program I watched called Hitler, The comedy years on the UK’s Channel 4 TV station.

I need to lie in a darkened room for a few minutes to compose myself. LOL.

When Des was around, Women weren’t allowed to read blog postings!

If a woman read a blog posting then her husband would think she were trying to be more intelligent than him and lock her in a cupboard for a day with no food or water.

This might be a line from one of Marc Wootton’s new characters in his new BBC Three series, Marc Wootton Exposed.

Having watched his excellent Shirley Ghostman character send up the paranormal spectacular that is Most Haunted, I was already a fan.

This new set of characters is unlike anything I have ever seen before, each one makes you laugh before taking you on a personal journey into their lives that will bring tears to your eyes before being dipped head first in some more hilarous situations.

Each character has a back-story and you will understand exactly why they have arrived at this point in their lives and react the way they do.

If you want a couple of spoilers then head over to Marc’s website, Fooling Nobody.

Characters include: Una the terrible tourist guide with a terrible past, Candy the stand up comedian with no joke (What’s all that about! I mean cumon!), The man that thinks he is a vampire, the out of control devil child, Pip the pretentious emo pop star who see’s meaning in everything, Noodle the retro punk artist and my favourite Doris the woman that wasnt allowed to do anything by an abusive husband (much funnier than it sounds here!)

Be aware, this is the next Little Britain he is gonna be huge!

I have noticed that I have been using the blog to rant a lot.

Now I do, like I guess most of you out there, often have a good reason to rant and it is often better out than in as they say.

I am sounding like a miserable sod which really isn’t what I am all about.

I love a good laugh, love watching comedy show and movies and love sharing that with others.

So I hope to share some of that in the next posts I make and use this less as a platform for my moaning.

Today I baked a cake?

Yes, I actually did and it tastes great. Sponge cake with a fruits of the forest filling all dusted with sugar.

This is all after a conversation with my mother about how I haven’t baked anything for a long time, so I just took the bull by the horns, bought a new mixer and made my cake.

It’s very relaxing, it nurtures my creative side and I get a nice treat at the end of it, what could  be better?

A delicious Senseo coffee to go with it, happy weekend!

Yes, you too can talk like your favourite Torchwood member, todays lesson Gwen the feisty ex-policewoman now fighting the alien invasion in where was it, oh yes Cardiff, silly of me, obvious really, erm….LOL

Now are you sitting comfortably? Then let us begin:

1) Say Noah twice, as in the 40 days and 40 nights and a hell of a lot of water.

2) Now add in the word Reece in the middle, Gwens hubby in said series.

3) Now go one step further and put the word “ah” right behind Reece,

let me re-cap and its best to say these loudly and with emotion:

Noah Reece-Ah Noah

4) If your working it!) Now go full on Welsh and scream it out!

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