When Des was around, Women weren’t allowed to read blog postings!

If a woman read a blog posting then her husband would think she were trying to be more intelligent than him and lock her in a cupboard for a day with no food or water.

This might be a line from one of Marc Wootton’s new characters in his new BBC Three series, Marc Wootton Exposed.

Having watched his excellent Shirley Ghostman character send up the paranormal spectacular that is Most Haunted, I was already a fan.

This new set of characters is unlike anything I have ever seen before, each one makes you laugh before taking you on a personal journey into their lives that will bring tears to your eyes before being dipped head first in some more hilarous situations.

Each character has a back-story and you will understand exactly why they have arrived at this point in their lives and react the way they do.

If you want a couple of spoilers then head over to Marc’s website, Fooling Nobody.

Characters include: Una the terrible tourist guide with a terrible past, Candy the stand up comedian with no joke (What’s all that about! I mean cumon!), The man that thinks he is a vampire, the out of control devil child, Pip the pretentious emo pop star who see’s meaning in everything, Noodle the retro punk artist and my favourite Doris the woman that wasnt allowed to do anything by an abusive husband (much funnier than it sounds here!)

Be aware, this is the next Little Britain he is gonna be huge!