Yes, you too can talk like your favourite Torchwood member, todays lesson Gwen the feisty ex-policewoman now fighting the alien invasion in where was it, oh yes Cardiff, silly of me, obvious really, erm….LOL

Now are you sitting comfortably? Then let us begin:

1) Say Noah twice, as in the 40 days and 40 nights and a hell of a lot of water.

2) Now add in the word Reece in the middle, Gwens hubby in said series.

3) Now go one step further and put the word “ah” right behind Reece,

let me re-cap and its best to say these loudly and with emotion:

Noah Reece-Ah Noah

4) If your working it!) Now go full on Welsh and scream it out!

Don’t forget ALL NEW TORCHWOOD Wednesday 16th BBC2 and Saturday 26th BBC America.

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