Treee, a new word for the Oxford English Dictionary.
So, you say, we already have that word in the dictionary. Wait one moment, you have Tree in the dictionary but not yet Treee (with three e’s, very important that bit!).
So you now say, what the heck is a Treee? A treee much like a tree attracts birds and the like but also offers more than just mere green beauty, its basically a mobile phone mast cleverly concealed to look like a standard tree, you must have seen one, they look like tree’s with a toupe on!
A treee is an an artificial tree with much too much foliage on its top quarter and very little below. It sticks out above the other tree’s and shouts HEY LOOK, I’M A TREE. For those that watch Tittybangbang on BBC3 you will recognise the catch-line, “Don’t look at me! I’m shy!”.
The treee is born.
If you see any Treee’s please email me a picture and I will setup a gallery of the things if I get enough pics.
Here is a picture of a Treee:

Another Treee



